Day 3:
"When I was in high school they didn't give an award for the nicest person, which I was."
"You know what, I don't give a crap!"
"I thought adoption was the height of laziness"
"I think you've been drinking!"
"Some resist me...I guess I'm pushy...or scary."
"Maybe I think men are normal because it's all I knew."
"Shorten the story, I'm old!"
"I think people vomit more in California!"
"If you wanna say something, show cleavage."
"Wait a minute Jackass! That was my idea!" (don't worry not, to a student)
"I prayed that sleeping in bed with a German Shepherd wouldn't get me pregnant."
May fave is "I thought adoption was the height of laziness." That's hysterical! I may have to get admitted to that school just to take her class.
ReplyDeleteI seriously think you would love it. And this is only the stuff I have time to write down. There is oh so much more.
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