3 hours is too long.

Day 3:

"When I was in high school they didn't give an award for the nicest person, which I was."

"You know what, I don't give a crap!"

"I thought adoption was the height of laziness"

"I think you've been drinking!"

"Some resist me...I guess I'm pushy...or scary."

"Maybe I think men are normal because it's all I knew."

"Shorten the story, I'm old!"

"I think people vomit more in California!"

"If you wanna say something, show cleavage."

"Wait a minute Jackass! That was my idea!" (don't worry not, to a student)

"I prayed that sleeping in bed with a German Shepherd wouldn't get me pregnant."

She loves to yell.

Day 2:

"I don't wanna hear this!! Oh heeelllll no!!"

"I feel like I'm in an acid dance!"

"BYU Women professors have mustaches."

"Whose gum is this?" (precedes to eat it)

"I don't get Spongebob either but I would never admit it."

"You're ready to get married when a man gets his ears pierced."

"I'm still doing prisoners, I like them."

"Our whole apartment needed to be evacuated because of my toast!"

"You know, people do have bad breath though."

Not scary crazy, just fun crazy....for now.

I keep posting FaceBook status' about my crazy psych teacher. I thought, might as well have a blog specifically devoted to her "out of the box" sentiments. I imagine there will be more than one status per class, so here we are.

Day 1:

"Cat urine glows in the dark."

"Men with long pointer fingers have more testosterone."

"I never have an original thought, I'm always quoting someone. So if I offend you, it's not my fault."

"When the boyscouts sued me..."