She's crazy, but she's not drunk.

Well, tonight has started out differently than any other class I've ever taken in my life. Apparently my Professor has been accused of being drunk during class last week! So, she's funny and crazy but DRUNK?! SERIOUSLY? Sometimes I feel like people just look for reasons to be offended. I have the solution to this problem though...find another class!!!!!!

Day 4

"I like to cry...but nothing's very sad."

"I went to the seminar, but by the second day I just went shopping."

"It is NOT fun being beautiful. It is expensive."

"I know everything about the Piano but I can't play it."

"You're not bald you just have more face."

"This has been a friggin rotten day."

"I think it was when I was doing my rope act at Circus Circus..."

"I like the way you did it. Yo Diggity."

"Your laziness is relevant."

"I feel very judgmental about thin women."

"You cannot be a man until I say you are!"

"It doesn't matter what you major in, you can still get in a car accident."

"I've seen No Strings Attached and I can tell you there is no dancing."

3 hours is too long.

Day 3:

"When I was in high school they didn't give an award for the nicest person, which I was."

"You know what, I don't give a crap!"

"I thought adoption was the height of laziness"

"I think you've been drinking!"

"Some resist me...I guess I'm pushy...or scary."

"Maybe I think men are normal because it's all I knew."

"Shorten the story, I'm old!"

"I think people vomit more in California!"

"If you wanna say something, show cleavage."

"Wait a minute Jackass! That was my idea!" (don't worry not, to a student)

"I prayed that sleeping in bed with a German Shepherd wouldn't get me pregnant."

She loves to yell.

Day 2:

"I don't wanna hear this!! Oh heeelllll no!!"

"I feel like I'm in an acid dance!"

"BYU Women professors have mustaches."

"Whose gum is this?" (precedes to eat it)

"I don't get Spongebob either but I would never admit it."

"You're ready to get married when a man gets his ears pierced."

"I'm still doing prisoners, I like them."

"Our whole apartment needed to be evacuated because of my toast!"

"You know, people do have bad breath though."

Not scary crazy, just fun crazy....for now.

I keep posting FaceBook status' about my crazy psych teacher. I thought, might as well have a blog specifically devoted to her "out of the box" sentiments. I imagine there will be more than one status per class, so here we are.

Day 1:

"Cat urine glows in the dark."

"Men with long pointer fingers have more testosterone."

"I never have an original thought, I'm always quoting someone. So if I offend you, it's not my fault."

"When the boyscouts sued me..."