Friday, February 25, 2011

Friday, February 18, 2011

So. Tired. Today.

Day 7

"We're gonna start now so shut the hell up!"
"I look forward to not having the women speak at all."
"If I were flatter I would lay down. But I look like the mountain range."
"I'm gonna have prayer while you guys do whatever evil things you do."
"I thought of some real sexual things he could say to her in the hall."
"Acid and free love are no longer kosher."
"Damn. D.I. they'll do anything to make a buck!"



Friday, February 11, 2011

Wait, What?

Day 6

"Would YOU wear pants the don't zip up?!"
"Well you were gaping your legs open!"
"She is so filthy they found her with rat poop all over when she died."
"You cannot believe how many people I know that I know what they should do!"
"I'm afraid not to die. I mean the Depends commercials...ah!"
"Places like that don't have fat people clothes."
"You cant help anybody in the whole freakin world!"
"I love to get men going."
"I am a drunken biosh!"
"I don't want you as an example, you're too smart."
"You have nice teeth...they're kind of like Chiclets though."
"I'm in pain too but am I whining?! No!"
"This is like a golden honey dripping from the mouth of a God."
"I have a throb and you know how it is with a throb."


Friday, February 4, 2011

When the classroom is hot, she let's us out early.

Day 5:

"Does anyone remember when you first had a hormone?"
"There are great schools that are still run by Nuns, men!"
"Hell no you're not getting a car at 16!"
"My family has to have a war or we can't make money."
"Don't bitch at me I didn't make this up!"
"I want to see the breast milk of Mary."
"I am a little old Italian lady, why am I abused like this?!"
"You do have to like ugly children."
"I can't diagnose from here and I certainly can't diagnose without any money."
"I'm gonna get crazy!!"