Watched a movie about chest hair transplants. Really.

Day 10

"I do want you to know I do look at you and know you're a woman."

"I had grilled cheese sandwich I had to wring out before I swallowed it."

"A hit man would kill everyone in there for under a dollar."

"I had horse urine once and I let em smell it."

"You can disagree with me, but you would be wrong."

"If you can't keep your pants on when I get home from work, then I want you gone."

"Switches and ditches and bitches."

"I like to lick people."

"The only reason they make flavored condoms is so if you get caught in the grocery store, you can eat them!"

She doesn't believe in "normal" education.

Day 9

"Should we all just go home and cry?"

"Twitter is a word in my generation that means something nasty, so don't say it!"

"He had to wait till he was married and his wife was pregnant before he'd actually wear those shoes."

"Have you heard, shut it?"

"You are a bad caregiver."

"You can live as long as you do not get in my way."

"Are we going out and gettin drunk tonight?!"