Friday, February 11, 2011

Wait, What?

Day 6

"Would YOU wear pants the don't zip up?!"
"Well you were gaping your legs open!"
"She is so filthy they found her with rat poop all over when she died."
"You cannot believe how many people I know that I know what they should do!"
"I'm afraid not to die. I mean the Depends commercials...ah!"
"Places like that don't have fat people clothes."
"You cant help anybody in the whole freakin world!"
"I love to get men going."
"I am a drunken biosh!"
"I don't want you as an example, you're too smart."
"You have nice teeth...they're kind of like Chiclets though."
"I'm in pain too but am I whining?! No!"
"This is like a golden honey dripping from the mouth of a God."
"I have a throb and you know how it is with a throb."


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