Day 10
"I do want you to know I do look at you and know you're a woman."
"I had grilled cheese sandwich I had to wring out before I swallowed it."
"A hit man would kill everyone in there for under a dollar."
"I had horse urine once and I let em smell it."
"You can disagree with me, but you would be wrong."
"If you can't keep your pants on when I get home from work, then I want you gone."
"Switches and ditches and bitches."
"I like to lick people."
"The only reason they make flavored condoms is so if you get caught in the grocery store, you can eat them!"
Anyone who is so embarrassed to buy condoms in a grocery store that he/she opts to eat them rather than look others in the eye is TOO IMMATURE TO BE HAVING SEX. IMO
ReplyDeleteI may have to go back to school just to take this cray-cray's class.